Crabby

OK I don't have PMS but EVERYONE is driving me nuts right now. I'm holding this stupid grudge against Mike because he got to have 2 long, fun child free weekends in the last month. Paige is driving me crazy. I'm not sure how it's possible but she has gotten even more picky in the last few weeks. She won't eat supper, goes to bed hungry, wakes up early because she is hungry and then is a bear. Good times.

So Mike first. At the end of October he was gone from Thursday night-Tuesday night, up north hunting birds and doing guy stuff. Fine. Paige and I kept busy, but still it's hard doing all the laundry, cooking, cleaning, dog care, baths, bedtimes, naptimes, etc. alone. So this past weekend was opening weekend of gun deer season. He goes up north again from Thursday night and just has to stay there until he gets a deer, he finally shoots one on Sunday and doesn't get home until 10pm. So for the 2nd weekend in less than a month, I have to listen to "I miss my daddy" all weekend. Sunday night when she was really throwing a fit, I called Mike on his cell and put Paige on the phone. I tried to make him feel bad, but I don't think it worked. He comes home with a crapload of dirty laundry, stinky, unshaven, and a deer that needs to be cut up. Great. Then he wants me to put out last night. I was in the mood for a little while, but then he started to get a little pushy about it and it turned me off. Then he got pouty, got up to take a shower, and fell asleep on the couch. Whatever.

Paige next. I'm not sure how it's possible but she has become even more picky. She's sick all the time and I know it's because her immune system is so weak from not eating fruits and veggies. She wanted mac and cheese the other night, and a very specific kind. Not the shells, just the regular plain jane kind. So I make it, and she throws a huge fit because it's yellow not orange. She picked at it for a while and then I took it away and told her no snack that night. Monday night I made this really good pork chop thing with potatoes and onions simmered in beef broth and a fruit salad. She wouldn't touch any of it. So I made her sit in her chair until she was done. She wouldn't eat it so we just put her right to bed. Last night we had it for leftovers and a different fruit salad with grapes, pineapple and mandarin oranges. She said she'd eat a few grapes and I told her to choose either one pineapple or one orange. She chose an orange and then refused to touch it. I threatened all kinds of things and she wouldn't budge. Finally I told her to go sit in a time out until it was bedtime at the end of the hall in the dark with no toys or blankie. I was livid. Mike played the good cop and convinced her to try the pineapple which she did and ended up eating like 5 of them plus a few grapes.

She has gotten even more whiney if that's possible. Last night she whined because I didn't give her floss. I made her ask for it nicely and she did and then threw a shit fit because I tore it off myself and she wanted to do it all by herself. AGH!!!! I just hear her go "mommmmmmyyyyyy" in her whiney weepy tone and it just irritates the crap out of me. It's like nails on a chalkboard.

This morning was horrible too. Mike for some reason has started to play music for her to fall asleep too. Well she woke up this morning going "DADDY? DADDY!!!! DADDY?!?!" all pissed off and throwing another shit fit because her music wasn't playing. Great way to start the day. Of course Mike had already left for work by this time. Then she insists on bringing her blankie to Sandi's and I had to say no and that led to another whiney tantrum. Why Mike has started playing music now at bedtime is beyond me. I swear that man does not think. I told him that we shouldn't do that because we don't want her to get used to the music and then have to drag a CD player everywhere we go overnight. He goes "oh yeah I never thought of that." DUH!!!!!!

Off to a work meeting. Yippee.

Is This Strange?

Because I think it is. This chick in my mom's group nurses her 3 1/2 year old son. She also nurses her younger son who will be 2 in February. She claims they are both boobie boys and that younger one wants the boob all the time. So much so that she carries him in a sling most of the day so the boobies are accessible, I guess. It doesn't gross me out, I just think it's so bizarre. But then again, this chick is STRANGE. I haven't even met her and she irritates me just by what she posts on our board.

Random thought here. People need to get over the damn Dog the Bounty Hunter using the N word. He said it in a private conversation for god's sake. There have been plenty of things I've said in private that I wouldn't want taped and released for the world to hear. Yes it's a bad word. But you can't tell me that a black person (or other race) hasn't ever called a white person a derogetory name. Besides I like his show and will be bummed if it's off the air.

OMG speaking of another show off the air...I'm hearing that Housewives will be affected by the writer's strike!!! AGH!!! That is the best show and it is so good right now! I will just cry if they start playing reruns.

I'M SO BORED AT WORK RIGHT NOW. I have done so much farting around on the internet this week I'm surprised our TS dept. hasn't come to my office and shut me down. I keep checking people.com, cnn.com, babycenter, my mom's group website, and a Wisconsin mom's website.

That teacher that ran away with her 13 year old student...now that is gross. Seriously, what was she thinking? She has an 8 year old daughter that she totally abondoned for a sexual relationship with a 13 year old?!?!? YUCK. Obviously she has some mental problems so hopefully she can get the help she needs. What would ever attract a 25 year old woman to a 13 year old boy?

OK enough random bitching. I'm sure I'll be back soon.

Wonderful Weekend

Our weekend was so relaxing! We stayed at the Wild Eagle Lodge in Eagle River, about 2 hours north of here. You can check it out at www.wildeaglelodge.com. Our "room" was $109 for a bedroom with a king bed, whirlpool, 2 bedrooms, full living room, dining room, fully stocked kitchen and balcony. It was like a little house. We just loved it and will definitely go back again.

Paige stayed at my mom and dad's and had a blast. She has been rather clingy the last few days so I know she really missed us.

OK the time change sucks. She has been getting up at 5:30am the past few mornings. I have no idea why because before the time change she was getting up around 7-7:30m. She was such a crab this morning.

Trick or treating was fun too. A little cold and windy, but we all had a ball and Paige looked adorable!

Work is very slow and boring right now and I'm in the office all week with hardly anything to break up the days. Ugh. I have non-work stuff I could do to keep busy, but I don't want to look unproductive.

I found a Christmas song on the radio yesterday. WTF people? Thanksgiving is still over 3 weeks away. Halloween was just last week. I think we can wait a little while yet. But speaking of that I better call Sears for an appointment for pictures.

Later chicas, have a good day!

NOT GUILTY!!!!

Ok so this is kinda old news, but wanted to share it with my ya yas anyway. My dad was found not guilty on Thursday October 18th on all 5 sexual assault charges!!!! The trial was the 15th-18th and went to the jury around 12:30pm on Thursday the 18th. They deliberated for 8 1/2 LONG hours and finally around 9pm read the verdict. It was so emotional I can't even describe it. I'm trying to find some video of it, but here are a few stories:
http://www.wbay.com/Global/story.asp?s=7232846

Here's a few with video:
http://www.wfrv.com/content/news/breaking/story.aspx?content_id=2063821C-2032-4DFC-9F0E-1D2E6C3837B9&gsa=true

http://www.myfoxnewisconsin.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=4CD11BBD3B4F51131F29E7B0CB3619E1?contentId=4682904&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1

http://www.nbc26.com/news/local/10660636.html

I'm in the red sweatshirt and brown pants, Mike is in the blue shirt and my grandma is in the white sweater. You can also see my sister who is blonde in the blue shirt and her husband who is in a light yellow and my mom. I was wearing a nice blouse under that sweatshirt but started to shiver and get really cold from the stress so I put that fleece on.

It's really hard to put into words the emotions we all felt not only that day but the entire week. The trial was awful to sit through, I actually had to leave the courtroom a few times. Thank god Mike was there to help me get through it. The waiting for the verdict was the worst. Thank god again there was a church nearby where we spent most of the day. We prayed and broke down a few times. Someone had brought in a meat, cheese and veggie tray for us to eat while we waited. I tried to eat a little but I couldn't. Around 7pm I started to breakdown a little and by 8pm I was beside myself.

I guess the silver lining in this is that we really saw the goodness in people that week. We had at least 5-10 family friends at the trial most of the time and people brought over so much food it was crazy. We also had so many people praying for us.

We did have a scare on Wednesday of the trial; around 10am my dad passed out while the police chief from their town was testifying and basically recounting his interrogation of my dad. My dad hadn't been eating or drinking much that week, was still running, and it was hot in that courtroom. Plus it was packed with people and the media. After about 45 minutes he was ok, thank goodness. His skin was this awful gray-green color. Of course the media had a field day with that. Here's one story: http://www.wfrv.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=494FB213-8AF3-4BB4-A6AB-32BE8FAA651C&gsa=true

My mom also testified and you can see that on the same website.

So anyway our lives can get back to normal and Paige can be alone with her grandpa again! They are coming up tonight to go trick or treating with us and are watching her this weekend while Mike and I go on a little weekend getaway. We are celebrating our 6th wedding anniversary a month late.

No baby news. We quit trying last month and will probably start back up again soon, but we are not going to get all caught up in it like we did.

OK back to work!

I'm Still Alive

Yes, I'm still here, just super busy (but aren't we all). Just need to watch my personal computer time at work because apparantely Big Brother is watching us. There were rumors that they are recording and monitoring our phone calls as well, but our computer people say that's not true. I think it is true, but what do I know?

Life is busy. Still plugging along on the weight loss thing. Kind of slacking in the exercise department the last week or so as I have had lots of mom's group stuff in the evenings. I'm not weighing myself, but my clothes are fitting better so that's a good thing.

Still not preggo which sucks the big one. Everyone in my mom's group is announcing that they are preggo or they are about to deliver. It's starting to piss me off. I actually cried last night at a moms group get together when one of them announced she is pregnant-and she's a friend of mine too. If I'm not this month, then Mike is getting tested, I don't care if he doesn't like it. I had bloodwork done in July which was normal, so the next step is to have him tested. He said let's try another month or 2, well it's 2 months, so step up big guy.

We had to surrender Duke at the end of July which was heartbreaking. 3 days later we adopted a wonderful lab/retriever mix named Dutchess. She is the best! She adores Paige and follows her wherever she goes. She has no manners and is a jumper, but we are working on that. She's about a year old and has the sweetest temperment, very mellow and laidback. We are keeping her in a crate during the day and meals, and she is going in there on her own now when she wants to be left alone.

I can't believe it's September already! I'm loving the cool weather. I thought it was supposed to be in the 70's today so I picked out a dress for Paige. Well she got up early and CRANKY and Mike had the oh so fun task of getting her dressed and off to the sitter's. He tried to convince her that it was too cool for a dress, but no dice. That girl would live in dresses if I let her. I'm sure she got cold, but she won't admit it.

We went to the Milwaukee zoo this past weekend which is about 3 hours away-it was awesome. I don't have the pix in photobucket yet, but I'll post them when I do. Here are a few recent ones:

I think I posted them on FFF but oh well. OK back to the grind.

2 pounds down, 48 to go

YAHOO, I lost 2 pounds last week! I exercised a total of 2 hours, dietician recommended 2.5 total per week, so I think 2 in my first week is pretty darn awesome. I ate 5 fruits and veggies 2 days last week, and 4 the other days.

This week so far, I walked for a half hour Sunday night while Mike gave Paige a bath, and then did a 35 minute aerobics video last night. Paige was sitting on Mike's lap playing computer games, but then as soon as she saw me getting ready to work out, she decided to do the video with me. It was so darn cute! She kept up with me the whole 35 minutes, even did the stretch at the end! We did a lot of grapevines at the beginning and when we weren't doing them she would say "I wanna do a grapevine mama." When it was done, she wanted to do it again, but I said we were done for the night! I think I'm taking tonight off. We have to get her flower girl dress repaired tonight for my cousin's wedding in a few weeks. She's the flower girl in that one too. We're going to the same lady we used for the alterations, I'm hoping she's a miracle worker because this dress is destroyed. In my saving money mission, I'm too cheap to buy a new one. I thought I could repair it myself, but no dice.

I may lose 10 pounds tomorrow at work. We are doing car seat appointments all day in 95 degree heat. YIPEE.

We had a very productive weekend. Again in my saving money mission, I decided we don't need to pay $30/month for a storage unit which holds our crap. So I asked my parents to come up and watch Paige Saturday AM and they did while Mike and I took the truck to our storage unit. I love that man dearly, but some days....well some days I don't like him so much. Saturday was one of those days. Earlier in the week, he gets the bright idea that we should re-list our house and therefore should keep the storage unit. Um, no. Not right now. So then we get out there and I start to make a goodwill pile, a keep pile and a going to the dump pile. I was brutal, if we didn't need it, it was going to goodwill. We kept the baby stuff and Christmas stuff. As I'm putting stuff in the goodwill pile, Mike suggests that we have a yard sale. WTF MAN?!?!?! No, I said, we have babysitters for Paige and I don't want to rent tables, price stuff, organize it, advertise a rummage sale and then sit outside while people paw through our stuff. When we are done having babies, I will have a done having babies rummage sale, but I'm not having one to sell our useless crap. Then he got slightly huffy, whatever. Then he sees his prized car stereo system that is easily 15 years old and says he's going to put that in the truck. It's one of those that takes up the whole back seat so no one can sit there. Apparently, the car seat in the truck suddenly became invisible and he forgot the fact that we do occasionally take Paige (and Duke) in the truck. UGH!!!!! Then he says he's going to sell it. So I told him he has a month to get rid of it and if it's not gone, I'm taking it to Goodwill. I'm still not sure where it ended up. It's probably hidden in our garage somewhere. So we took a truckload to the dump, a truckload to Goodwill and a truckload back to our house. We cleaned out and swept the garage, and then loaded this stuff into the corner of it. This is where having a 3 car garage really pays off. We can fit the truck, my Taurus, our boat and tons of bins in there. I'm rather disgusted that we spent $30/month for the past 2 years to store stuff we actually threw away.

Saturday night we went to a baseball game with Paige and my mom's group. There's a team in Green Bay of college boys home for the summer. Can we say yummy eye candy? We may go this Friday night with a mom and her husband from my mom's group that I've gotten to be friends with. He's a doctor, so she stays home and money is no object. But she's really nice and so is he. I'm not 100% sure I should go because our American Cancer Society Relay for Life is Friday night and I "should" work at it to get people signed up for anti-tobacco stuff. We'll see. The game would be more fun so I'm going to ask our seamstress tonight if her daughter can babysit on Friday night.

This Saturday we are getting Paige's 3 year old pictures taken at Sears. I hope they turn out. We're getting them taken a few months late...ooops.

Work is slow and boring and my boss is gone this week. This day is dragging on. I got here at 9am and haven't really done anything. At least I get to leave at 2:30pm for my therapist appointment.

OK, off to look busy.

My ya yas

really are the best. Thank you all for your words of encouragement and understanding on my last blog. They made me cry and appreciate how awesome you all are!!! YA YAS RULE!!!

So I had my dietician appointment yesterday. It went fairly well. The information she gave me wasn't really earth shattering, but it was good to hear. I am going to focus on portion sizes (measuring out food before I eat it), eating more fruits and veggies (at least 5/day) and getting 2.5 hours of exercise a week. I need to eventually get down to 1400-1600 calories a day, and she thinks I've been eating about 2200 calories/day based on my food journal. Holy crap. And I was trying to be good about what I ate because I knew I'd have to journal it and show it to her. How many calories was I eating before the food journal. I don't really want to think about it I guess. But for right now I'm just going to focus on fruits and veggies because eating those means I'll be eating less of the other not so healthy foods, which means less calories. I'm not counting calories right now. I'm going to read food labels so I'm aware of what I'm putting in my mouth, but I'm not going to obsess about it.

So being the anal detailed list kind of person I am, I whipped up a calendar for myself to help keep me on track. On the top of each day, I'm going to write in what I'm going to cook for supper. It's not necessarily going to be a super healthy one, but just a meal so I'm not scrambling around the kitchen at 5:30pm trying to defrost meat and figure out what I can cook based on the ingredients I have. Oh and keep Paige entertained. Then I have a space to write in the amount of exercise I get per day and a numbered column (1-5) for fruits and veggies. Every time I eat a serving of fruits or veggies, I check it off. I have it posted on my fridge so I see it every time I go in the kitchen. I also asked Mike to pick up more fruit at the grocery store last night and I cooked green beans from our garden with supper.

I'm meeting with the dietician in 7 weeks so I'm hoping to lose 11 pounds by then. I think I'll be able to do it. No, I WILL DO IT!!!

Therapist is this afternoon. I'll probably bawl the whole time. Should be interesting.

Off to go drink my smoothie...2 servings of fruit in there...YAHOO!!!!

Could They Make it Any more Difficult?

My god, I've spent the last hour on the phone with my insurance company, therapists, dr. office, and a hospital. All I want is to see a therapist and nutritionist to help me lose weight but my god these people all make it so difficult. First call was to insurance to check on benefits, coverage and providers for this stuff. Dieticians are covered as long as they are through a hospital or clinic that is takes our insurance. Easy enough, I'll just go through one of the hospitals in Green Bay. The guy I talked to wasn't 100% sure, but thought I'd just have to pay $30 office visit co pay. Therapy is covered as long as it is one of their therapists, again at $30 co/pay. There is one clinic in town that they cover with several therapists, so I call to make an apt. and the secretary isn't in on Wednesdays or Fridays. WTF?!?!? So I go on the internet to find a dietician at a hospital in Green Bay. One of the hospitals is Bellin and I know they take my insurance, but I call the insurance company back just to double check and this time I talk to someone who tells me that if they provide the dietetic services as an outpaitent service at the hospital, I have to pay for everything up to my deductible ($1500) then 20% for everything after that. WTF?!?!?! If it's at a clinic, then I only pay the OV $30 co/pay. UUGGGHHHH. But she says even if they (the hospital) charges $100, insurance might only allow $50 and I'd only have to pay $50. But she couldn't tell me what they allow because they are in Minnesota and I'm in Wisconsin. Again WTF!?!?!?!? So I call Patient Scheduling at Bellin and hold it together and don't break down crying while asking to see a dietician for weight loss. I mean do you have any idea how embarrassing this has all been? And the chick tells me I need a dr. referral to see a dietician for weight loss. Well Jesus F'ing Christ, now I really lose it. Just what I need. To pay $30 to see my dr. so she can tell me yes indeed you really are fat and I will refer you to a dietician, who we still don't know how much will cost you. So I hang up and break down crying. After I compose myself 10 minutes later, I call the ob/gyn's office that I just saw last week and ask them to make a referral to Bellin for weight loss. Again humiliating. But the chick I talked to was very sweet and helpful and said the dr. will do that for me. So now I wait to hear back from the therapist and Bellin to see if they will see me. I just tried calling my mom to vent, but no one is home. I put the do not disturb sign on my door and forwarded my calls to voicemail. I'm tempted to go home sick this afternoon. We'll see.

OK, the therapist office just left me a message on my cell phone. They do accept my insurance, so one step in the right direction.

In case you are wondering why I'm going through this trouble, I must tell you that my eating issues are emotional. Jenny Craig, WW, etc. just won't cut it for me. I eat for emotional reasons that I just don't want to get into. I have realized that I have a very addictive personality.

But I can't go on like this. I'm embarrassed to be out in public sometimes because of how heavy I am. I can't even hardly look at the pix from my sister's wedding because of how big I am. The photographer posed me behind Kristin for the picture of just me and her and put me in the back in the group pictures and I know why. I look like a whale standing next to her. The family picture of us is especially disgusting, my mom dad and sister are twigs and here I am the giant yellow whale.

My bloodwork came back from the ob/gyn office and everything is normal so I guess that's good. Even my lipid panel and glucose are normal and healthy which is good considering my weight and how fast I've gained. The next step we discussed was having mike's swimmers tested. I guess we'll talk about that tonight. She is also going to look at my operative report from March 2005 when my ovarian cyst was removed. Hopefully nothing serious happened from that.

AF is due anyday now so I'm just waiting to find out if I'm pregnant or not. I'm so emotional so I probably have PMS and the old bitch is on her way.

A Plan

So I met with the new ob/gyn in town yesterday and really liked her. We talked about my inability to get knocked up and she doesn't really consider me infertile yet because we've been trying for 9 months. If it's been a year, then we start talking infertility. But I decided I want to be a bit more aggressive and am having blood drawn tomorrow for testing. If my tests come back normal, Mike has to have his swimmers tested. That would be interesting. If those are normal, then I have that test where they shoot dye into your tubes. I've heard that's painful, so I'm hoping all is normal.

Well actually in a weird way I'm hoping they find something wrong with my bloodwork-well something that can be fixed with medication. What if everything is normal, but we just can't get pregnant for some reason? This month I didn't do any opks or anything, we just tried and tried and tried and tried this past weekend. It was very enjoyable!

I stayed home with Paige last week and just loved it. Her sitter was closed for the week. It is so hard being here. I actually told Mike last night that I want to be a SAHM. I would love to be home with her-I can't even believe I'm thinking that. But do I really want to throw away my career? I do like my job and am proud of the fact that I'm good at it. Money would be extremely tight, we're not even sure that it's possible. All I know is that I loved last week and that it's been a horrible adjustment being back at work this week. We tossed around having me go down to 3 days a week. I'm waiting for my boss to be in the right mood for me to approach her. We shall see.

OK off to eat lunch and then car seat apts. this afternoon.

Excavation Awareness

OK, most days I love my job, but the county in their infinate wisdom decided last fall that all employees will be required to take a monthly online safety course. I guess this is our "wellness program." Lovely. So most of them have been relevant to my work, but last month was Work Zone Safety (basically it only applied to the Highway Dept. employees) and the one I just took was Excavation Awarenss, about different types of soils and trenches. WTF? And there's a quiz after each one that you must get at least an 80% on to pass. Thank god I've passed all of mine so far. If I would have had to sit through this excavation one again....yikes.

OK so my mom's group is starting to chap my ass again. When I first joined we had about 50 members. When it hit 80 members a few months ago there was talk of closing the group off to new members, but the organizers said no. Now we are up to 94 members and we get at least 1 or 2 new members every week. The meetups are filling up so fast that unless you are sitting on the computer waiting for a new one to show up and RSVP for it, you'll never get in. Most of them fill up before I can even check my yahoo email at night. Ridiculous. I emailed 2 girls I've gotten to be friends with bitching about it last week, and one of them invited me and the other to her house last week for supper. It was really fun, except Paige was rather clingy. We were there for about 2 hours and Paige didn't warm up to the other 2 girls her age until about 10 minutes before we left. The other 2 moms feel the same way, so we'll probably just keep getting together on our own. I'd rather do that anyway than a big meetup with like 25 moms and kids there. Paige doesn't do so well at those either.

Now there's a thread on the board about not immunizing your kids, and if you know anything about me, you know that will get my blood boiling. Immunizations work people! Have you heard of anyone getting polio in the last 20 years? No? Well there's a reason!!!!! And I personally think it's great that new vaccines are coming out. I wish the rotavirus vaccine would have been out when Paige was a baby so we wouldn't have had to go through that week of hell of her having the rotavirus. That is a nasty disease, not to mention dangerous with the risk of dehydration. I must share with you this post which drives me nuts:

"I have chosen not to immunize my children. At this point I am fairly comfortable with that. There some immunizations we probably should consider, particularly tetanus. The chicken pox vaccine is not one I want my kids to have. I think it is far better for them to be exposed naturally. But these days, that will be hard to come by.

Ironically, it seems that there is currently a strain of pertussis (whooping cough) going around in the area. Yes, I mean Green Bay. My child has been unwell with a cough that has grown progressively worse for three weeks. Only today did the pediatrician say that perhaps she may have whooping cough. Of course there is no treatment for it. While it is dangerous for an infant to have this condition, it is not deadly to older person. I do have to say that if my daughter does have whooping cough, it is a scary illness to witness, because the coughs are lengthy and often provoke vomiting and the appearance of not being able to breathe.

Despite the possibility that she may have an illness that we could have immunized against, I am not sorry we did not. It is important to remember that immunizations 'wear out' so we as adults are not necessarily immunized.

There are concerns that each parent has to consider when deciding to immunize, or not. For us, a family history of a particular condition helped me decide against it."

So even after your kid has a vaccine-preventable illness, that still doesn't change your mind?!?!?! UGH!!!!!

OK off my soapbox.

Our weekend was fun. Had a mom's group playdate on Saturday morning which was fun. There were 5 moms and 9 kids so it was just the right size. Came home for lunch and nap, then back to Green Bay to visit Paige's best friend Grace. They had a blast together and we got home way too late! After Paige's bath, she didn't get to bed until 10pm.

Sunday morning went to church and grocery shopping. Paige was so excited ("I'm so exciting!" her favorite phrase) to do Kid's Gospel at our church. They take kids 4-4th grade back into a classroom in the school during a part of church and they have their own reading, songs, and craft. They are usually gone for about 20 minutes which is kind of nice. I've always gone back with Paige since she's only 3, but she wanted to go by herself yesterday. At the end of church, the priest calls the kids up to the front so he can look at their pictures and oh and ah over them....he's a sucker for the little ones. Then the kids walk out with the priest. Well Paige missed the bottom step down and fell right in the front of church in front of everyone. She was so upset and we were way in the back so it took me a couple of seconds to get to her. It was so heartbreaking to see my baby's face all scrunched up and crying...she was still walking up the aisle, but she was so sad. Poor girl. She was rather whiny during grocery shopping so I think she was pretty sad about it. But after a good lunch and nice long nap she was much better in the afternoon. We played outside and then had brats on the grill for supper. MMM...love summertime food like that.

And now I've been at work for an hour and all I've done is that stupid online course. I should probably go be productive. Later ya yas!

Tired

What a long day; left the house at 7am, didn't get home until 10pm. I met with 2 of my legislators in their offices (well, their staff people). Had an appointment with a third, but his office was dark and locked up. Rude. The public hearing started at 1pm and I didn't get to speak until about 5:30pm. It was a long afternoon. But it was awesome because us smoke free people outnumbered the opposition by at least 4 to 1. They were getting so frustrated, it was great!

Busy couple of days ahead of me. My sister's bridal shower and bach party on Saturday, then we are meeting some friends at the zoo on Sunday. Next week is just crazy at work. Monday night a seamstress is coming to my house to do the bridesmaids dress alterations. I did my first tanning session yesterday, was hoping to do another one tonight, but didn't get back to town in time. Will have to go tomorrow since I have a month unlimited, have to take advantage of it. I have to call my hairdresser to reschedule today's appointment (for the 2nd time, had to reschedule one from last week!). AGH! Also have to get a girdle/shaper thing for the wedding since the seamstress wants me to wear it on Monday when she does the alterations. The fun never ends. Oh and I have to make a dip for the shower on Saturday.

Had dinner last night with a couple of friends with my moms group. These two girls are super cool and I'm so glad we met and became friends. We're supposed to have a playdate tomorrow but I think I may cancel on it since life is so crazy right now, I need a day at home to veg. Well veg as much as I can chasing after an active 3 year old.

Off to bed!

The Classic Dames Test

This is me:

Your Score: Myrna Loy

You scored 16% grit, 19% wit, 28% flair, and 47% class!

You are class itself, the calm, confident "perfect woman." Men turn and look at you admiringly as you walk down the street, and even your rivals have a grudging respect for you. You always know the right thing to say, do and, of course, wear. You can take charge of a situation when things get out of hand, and you're a great help to your partner even if they don't immediately see or know it. You are one classy dame. Your screen partners include William Powell and Cary Grant, you little simmerpot, you.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.

Link: The Classic Dames Test written by gidgetgoes on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Fun!

I Got It

The Regent that is. Well I ordered it anyway. I can't believe I'm buying this huge ass car seat, but I have to. Paige is the size of an average 5 year old and has outgrown the Evenflo in Mike's car. She's close to outgrowing the Marathon in my car. So we're putting the Marathon in Mike's and the Regent in mine. After she outgrows the Marathon, I'm not really sure what we are doing. Evenflo is coming out with a convertible that is supposed to harness to 50 pounds and 50 inches in July; that's supposed to run about $100. Hopefully it will get good reviews because that might be my only option.

The weekend went well. Lots of driving, but Paige had a great time and was very well behaved overall. The packing and unpacking was a pain in the ass, but not as bad as I thought. I wish we wouldn't have had to drive 2.5 hours one way over to Mike's grandpa's house on Sunday for his brother's going away party (going into the Air Force) but we left Paige with my family and made the most of our time together. Wink Wink. Twice actually.

We got back in time to go to the Memorial Day Parade in town where Paige got a ton of candy! She had a blast picking it up and putting it in her wagon. She liked most of it except when the semis went by and honked their horns.

Now I'm back at work trying to catch up from being gone so much last week and my boss keeps dumping crap on me. I'm taking off Thursday to go testify at a hearing at our state capitol in favor of 100% smoke free workplaces throughout the state, including bars and restaurants. The Tavern League will be out in full force so it will get nasty, but I'm excited about it. It's so ridiculous that we have to pick and choose where we will eat because some places allow smoking. Sorry, your food may be good but I'm not exposing my child to that crap that comes out of your cigarette.

Stressed

Never again will I be a matron of honor. This is so stressful. And the kicker is that I know I'm making it more stressful than it needs to be. I feel like I have to be the activity director for the night, and I've never gone out in the town we are going to. So I have no clue which bars are fun, or even where they are. I just have this bad feeling people are going to be looking to me to direct them where to go. Why am I feeling like that? Adding to my stress is the fact that not only do people not respond in the first place, but they DON'T RETURN PHONE MESSAGES!!!! WTF people?!?! How hard is it to just take a minute out of your day and say yes I'm coming or no I'm not coming. You have my cell and home numbers. I have voicemail on both. Grrrrr.....

My period started today so we are going to be trying for our 8th month. I think that's all I'm going to say about that or I will start crying.

We are going up north this weekend to my sister's and her fiance's cabin and I guess it's still quite primitive. They have no stove, so we are bringing our little grill. We're basically camping in a cabin. We have to bring our own sheets, towels, blankets and all of our food. Also lawn chairs. This should be interesting. I'm so stressed about packing all of this stuff. Part of me just wants to stay home but then I know we'd get bored hanging around the house all weekend. I just hate packing and unpacking. Plus I'm such a homebody, sometimes going away for the weekend stresses me out. I have a bad feeling about Paige too. I'm sure she won't get enough sleep and be a real bear.

I don't know what to do about Paige. She is so defiant and just plain doesn't listen. What am I doing wrong? She makes everything difficult. I have to go pick her up soon from the sitter's and as awful as this sounds, I just plain don't want to. I wish I could sit here alone in peace and quiet until I go out for coffee with my mom's group tonight.

OK, off to enjoy about 10 minutes of peace and quiet.

5 AM

OK let's play a little game of Jeopardy. 5 AM is the answer, guess the correct question.
1. The time our coffeemaker kicked in this morning
2. A time I consider middle of the night
3. The time Paige woke up this morning

If you guessed option 3, you are correct! #2 would also be correct if the truth be told. Let's keep this little quiz game going. Paige's mood this morning was:
1. Full of sunshine and light, AKA my little ray of sunshine
2. Mellow and content to sit in front of the TV
3. Bucky and ornary as all hell demanding that dear old dad make pancakes

Again, option #3 would be correct.

After dear old dad said no to pancakes, what happened next?
1. Paige made them herself
2. She threw a holy fit and refused to fall back asleep until 6 am when Mike got up and released her from her jail cell aka her bedroom
3. She watched cartoons

That would be option #2. You would have thought we were pulling her toenails out one by one the way she was carrying on.

Last question. After Mike took Paige to the sitter's I woke up at:
1. 7am
2. 8am
3. 8:45 am

That would be #3. 8:45am. I am such a slacker! I love to sleep!!!!

OK, if anyone ever asks me again to be a matron of honor, I will run kicking and screaming like a bat out of hell. This bridal shower/bach party has turned into a nightmare. People just don't respond, it's so rude. So now I have to call 11 people, most of whom I don't know to ask if they are coming and are spending the night at the hotel I booked. Also how many people do you want to share the room with, 2 or 4? Last night was just awful. I had to look up 11 phone numbers online and over half are unlisted, so my sister is getting those numbers for me. Then be a weird coincidence, one of the girls invited calls me while I'm trying to check my cupboards and recipe books to plan my suppers for the week as Mike is on his way to Walmart and wants to know if I want to add anything to the grocery list. This chick (we'll just call her V) is firing questions at me left and right while Paige is sitting on the counter top eating raw egg noodles (or noo-noos as she calls them). How many people are coming? How many did you invite? When is the shower? Oh I wasn't invited to that (thanks Kristin for putting me in this awkward position BTW). When is check in time? How much is the room? Where are we eating? And the kicker, are we going to any strip clubs? WTF? Um no. I couldn't tell if she was serious or not, but after telling my sister that, I guess she was. I guess she likes to check out naked men. Whatever. Diferent strokes for different folks. So now I have to check with all the bridesmaids to make sure they are spending the night in the hotel and who do they want to share a room with? I have to call a tanning place so I don't look like an albino in the dress. I have to call a seamstress. I have to get a shaper thing to suck in my belly fat. AGH!!!! Calgon take me away!!!!!

Shout outs to my peeps:
Meredith: that website is disgusting. Thank god that perv is far away from us.
Koren: I have a swim dress. WTH, we're moms. Who do we have to impress?
Elisa: Allergies suck. You sound just miserable, I feel so bad for you.
Terri: Happy birthday Ellie!!!! How is she doing?
Linda: Happy birthday Rebecca!!! She is so darn cute!

OK, guess I should get some work done. I've been here for an hour and have accomplished nothing.

The Nanny Diaries

This is the book I'm currently reading. Well one of them. I got the Nanny Diaries at a rummage sale on Saturday and started reading it right away, even though I'm in the middle of another one called Night's Landing. The Nanny Diaries is hilarious! If you get a chance to read it, you really should. There are a couple of things that irritate me though: the nanny's name is Nanny, and the couple she nannies for has the last name of X. That's it. Just X. It's weird. Other than that it's really good. She nannies for a super rich couple in NYC and the authors really seem to be picking on rich, upscale families whose parents don't spend any time with the kids and name them hoity toity names like Grayer.

Ugh, I'm waiting for someone to quit using the copier so I can use it. I can hear it from my office and it's just cooking away. I need to go make some copies before I can talk to a coworker in the Extension office. Oh, it's quiet, maybe the Copy Hog is done.

Holy crap Desperate Housewives was so good last night. I can't believe I have to wait until September to find out of Edie is really dead, if Carlos and Gabby are going to get back together and if Bree can pull off the pregnancy/raising her grandchild thing.

Paige is now 39 pounds and 41 inches. I can't even believe it. She's the size of an average 4.5 to 5 year old.

I had a blast rummage saleling this weekend, especially on Saturday when I got to go alone. I took her on Friday and she was not so good. She kept taking stickers off of stuff and moving the toys all over. It's like control yourself child! I got her a ton of clothes for this summer and a bunch for this winter already too.

Friday was not such a good day. Krista and Linda heard all about it in chat on Friday...thanks for letting me vent girls! Paige was not good during the rummage sales. Then we went to the park for a playdate with my mom's group and she wouldn't let go of the death grip around my leg for almost an hour. Finally I gave up and hauled her out to the car with her screaming bloody murder. It was so embarrassing. Here I have like one of the only kids in daycare almost full time, and she can't leave my side to go play on the playground equipment? I just wanted to leave but I didn't because it was in Green Bay (a 40 minute drive) and I didn't want to waste the time and gas money to stay for 5 minutes. All of the other kids were playing and having a great time, but not mine. I could see if she was maybe 1 or so, but not at 3. It was awful. And her dr. apt. was at 3:30pm, I scheduled it for then because she had been waking up from her nap at 2:30 pm for months now like clockwork. She takes a while to wake up so I thought 3:30pm would be a good time. Well wouldn't you know, she parties in her room for almost an hour after I laid her down, and I ended up having to wake her from an almost comatose-like state at 3:20pm. I carried her out to the car and was about 5 minutes late for the apt.

We were gardening fools yesterday. Mike and Paige planted the garden and I planted about a million flowers. They all look really nice.

OK, my copies are done so I must get back to work. Good times!

Survivor

I know some of you may have already seen this, but it is just hilarious:
The Next Survivor Series - Mothers Day Series!



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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES:

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care (weekend, evening, on a holiday or right when they're about to leave for vacation).

He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them, and a remote with dead batteries.

Each father will be required to know all of the words to every stupid song that comes on TV and the name of each and every character on cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they will apply to themselves either while driving or making three lunches.


Each man will have to make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.


Each man must adorn himself wit h jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep their nails polished and eyebrows groomed.

The men must try to get through each day without snot, spit-up or barf on their clothing.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings, but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must try to explain what a tampon is for when the 6-yr old boy finds it in the purse.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

He will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night without falling asleep, and then feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each morning by 7:00.

They must leave the home with no food on their face or clothes.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.

Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children at 2:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the day tending to that child and waiting on them hand and foot until they are better.

They must have a loving, age appropriate reply to, "You're not the boss of me."

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years...eventually earning the right to be called Mother!

Is It OK...

to admit that I just really don't like my own child right now? I know a big part of it is that she's not sleeping well and is so tired. She's like her mama, when she doesn't get enough sleep she is a complete basket case. And the crankier she is, the more I avoid her. The more I avoid her, the more she wants to be by me and acts out to get my attention. The more she acts out, the more I avoid her. It's a vicious cycle. It's so frustrating, it's like if you are so damn tired, then SLEEP for crying out loud! There is no law stating you have to wake up at 6:30am every day or only nap for an hour or so. Sleep if you're tired!!!!!

Well I'll probably get the bad mom award for admitting that I actually enjoy a night or two away from my child on the BBC boards, but what are you going to do? I know what works for me and my family. Paige and I are not attached at the hip nor do I think that's healthy.

Oh I forgot to mention the Mother's Day presents that she made at Sandi's house last week. That Sandi must have the patience of a saint. Who else is willing to make 4 different Mother's Day crafts with a group of 2-4 year olds, mostly girls? UGH. Anyway I got a cute beaded keychain with a charm on the end that says "#1 Mom", a card with her handprint that she decorated with stickers, a windchime with a wooden flower that she colored and 4 chimes hanging off of it, and a flower made out of cupcake liners, her cut out handprints and a pipe cleaner for the stem. Her picture is in the middle of the cupcake liner. Too cute. I need to get a hope chest to start keeping all of these things. They are too nice to throw away.

Terri-I've been thinking about you so much these past few weeks. How's Ellie doing today? You guys are in my prayers.

Way Behind

It's May already...holy crap. I'm so behind on this blog. Between crazy work, Paige's party, my sister's bridal shower and her wedding, life is just nuts. At least Paige's party is over, so 1 down, 2 to go.

Thank you Meredith for the Happy Birthday to Paige on your blog. I tried to sign in and leave a comment, but blogger was acting funky. Happy belated birthday to Ella!!! And can I just say, you must have the biggest heart of anyone I know. Here you are already busy raising 4 kids of your own and you are willing to open your home to 2 more kids in need. I couldn't do it. Do you need more boys clothes? I can certainly hit some rummage sales for you!

Mike has had tendinitis in his wrist the past month. He's been doing PT 3 times/week and tomorrow is his last one. He's feeling much better thank goodness. He has been quite the crab since it happened. Can't say I blame him.

He was able to put new floor in our living room before the tendinitis developed and it looks so nice in there. We got new lamps too and the living room looks so much nicer. We just need to find an area rug.




Those were taken before the new lamps were up. I should take another one. The new lamps make a world of difference.

We had new neighbors move into the lower part of the duplex next door to us. They are a young boyfriend and girlfriend, mid to late twenties and probably some of the nicest people I've met. The girl has a 3 year old daughter from a previous marriage and her and Paige are best buddies already. It was in the 80's yesterday so I filled up Paige's pool when I got home from work, and Ava (the 3 year old) came over and they splashed around in the pool for at least an hour. Totally wore Paige out so she was crabby the rest of the night. The only thing is is that she has a huge meltdown whenever we have to go inside after playing with Ava...she wants to keep playing!!!!

I had a nice Mother's Day. Mike got me 4 hanging flower pots for outside and they are so pretty. He sort of gave me the day off too...took care of Paige as much as he could so I could sit around and read and be lazy. It was pretty nice. She has a cold and hasn't been sleeping well so she is so cranky and tired. I think we are entering the terrible 3's. She has been downright defiant and just sassy lately. Good times.

She got a 2 wheeler bike with training wheels for her birthday and has been just loving that. We're going to try to go for a bike ride/walk every night. She does pretty good on it!!!

If you get a chance, watch this video today. You might pee your pants!!

Venting

OK OK I know it's been ages since I've blogged...life has been CRAZY! Between updating our house and work...yikes.

Random vent here: The car seat board on BBC drives me absolutely flippin' nuts. The majority of the posters are not techs and must sit their fat asses on the computer all day waiting for a question so they can chime in ASAP, act high and mighty and impress the unknowing OPs with their "vast" knowledge. They all have kids so I wonder what their kids are doing all day while these chicks sit around on the computer ready to pounce on a question. And not only can one person answer the question, a whole group of them have to chime in and repeat themselves so as to show off. ITS SO ANNOYING!!!!!! Especially this chick on my birth board. She kinda popped up out of nowhere on our birth board but is on the car seat one all the time. When someone asked a car seat question, I answered, then she answered and advised the person to ask for more info at the car seat board. WTF? Being a certified tech for 4 years isn't good enough? UGH!!!!!!

OK, I feel better now.

Mike thinks he has tendinitis. His right wrist is just killing him and he basically can't use that hand. He's probably going to the dr. tomorrow and his work will put him on light duty which means working crazy hours. Over nights, etc. Great.

I'm finally getting over this damn cold. I've had it for probably 2 weeks and it's a whopper. Sore throat, runny nose, aches, headache etc. I slept until 8:45am Monday morning. It felt wonderful.

Paige's party is in a month. I can't even believe my baby will be 3. She has been acting so grown up lately.

Got a positive OPK on Sunday and Monday nights so Mike and I did the deed then. Hopefully it works. I'm a late ovulater I guess. We've been BDing at the wrong time all these months. I'd be due in January which isn't ideal, but I'll take a healthy baby no matter when it comes.

My sister's bridal shower is June 2nd and I'm stressing about that. I'm waiting for one of the bridesmaids to finish making the bachelorette party invite and then I'm getting them printed and sending them out. I'm tempted to ask if another bridesmaid can get them printed and sent out. I really do not have the time to stuff and address 20 or so invitations.

My house is a mess. I don't know how in the hell we are going to get it cleaned up by Paige's party on May 12th. Just the basement alone will take one weekend.

OK off to relax a bit and then to bed.

Oh one more random vent...wtf is up with Sanjaya on AI? I just have a bad feeling he's going to win. He's such a pussbag.

Can you tell I forgot to take my Lexapro today?

OK, now I'm off to relax!!!

Really Cool Movie

Check this out if you get a chance. It's beautiful!!!

http://www.spiritheart.org/flash/inspirational/love_is_the_way.html

New Kitchen Pictures

OK, so we painted the cabinets this weekend, spray painted the hinges and put on new knobs from Friday night-Sunday night. We were really hauling ass!








I'm off tomorrow since I had to work on Friday. Thinking about heading down to Green Bay for a meetup with my mom's group but it's at 9am and that's awfully early for us to get going and out of the house. We shall see. Off to workout!

Window Treatments

Here is what we are putting up in the living room in merlot:
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This is the scarf hanging in the living room, it's not the exact one, but it's pretty close. Mushroom color:
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I can't find the rod online that we are hanging the scarf from but it's very simple, it's muted dark metal.

So picture those window treatments in this room with a wood floor (instead of those horrible vertical blinds):


We also got 2 new pillows in that red color in the couch because Duke took it upon himself to chew a huge hole in one of our pillows the other night while we were sleeping. WTF?

I also need 2 new floor lamps in there.
Kitchen:
These shades in goldust:
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I don't think I'm going to do fabric valances in the kitchen...I want SIMPLE!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!

Painted Kitchen Pictures

It's late and I must get to bed, but here are a few pictures of the finished painted kitchen. Keep in mind, we are going to paint the cabinets off white and put in tan roman shades on the window. I'll also be putting up a few of my apple wall hangings for a little pop of color (do I sound like I should be on Trading Spaces? jeez louise)

When I walk in my back door I see this:


Sink wall:






Paige helping:


Movie of Paige helping:


It was a PROJECT!!!! Painting a kitchen is a huge pain in the ass, but I love it and I'm glad it's done!!!!

Progress

We have paint on the walls! WHO HOO!!!! Most of our kitchen is sage green. Paige and I painted for about 2 hours this afternoon and Mike and I worked in stages tonight. Painting a kitchen is a huge pain in the ass. Mike did most of the taping, the sweet man. He really is a keeper. It looks so different in there now, I can't even believe it! We're going to JCP tomorrow to pick out window treatments. I think we are going with a dark beige roman shade. I was thinking red, but the paint is a little darker than I thought and red would be too much. Hopefully by this weekend, the walls will be finished and the cabinets primed. I can't wait to paint over that cheesy wood grain and get those cool knobs on there!!!!!

Thursday

Again, i know I must post more often but life is just crazy right now!!!!

Mike and I decided to update our house so we dropped $1100 at Menard's last weekend on new living room and hallway floor, kitchen wall and cabinet paint, new cabinet hardware, kitchen ceiling fan, bathroom paint and bathroom floor. We opened up a no interest CC for 1 year so we have that long to pay it off and WE WILL!!!!! We got sage green for the kitchen, off white for the cabinets and really cool simple black muted knobs. We have laminate wood floor in there so I think it will look really cool. I'm going to keep a few of my apple things up in there, I think the red touches will look nice. The bathroom will be light yellow on the walls. The floor is hard to describe, it looks like beige stone, will take lots of pix. The floor in the living room and hallway is laminate that looks like hardwood. Our carpet is so ugly and in such bad shape, plus with a constantly shedding dog it's so hard to keep clean. I'm going to JCP this weekend to pick out new window treatments for the LR and kitchen. I'm thinking roman shades for the kitchen in red maybe, and vertical blinds for the LR. I really don't like vertical blinds, but our window is pretty wide and that's really the only option that I can come up with. This is all so wild but I can't wait to get it done. Our deadline is Paige's bday party on May 12th, so we'll be busy bees. As Paige would say "I'm so exciting!"

Work is nuts and my co workers are so annoying. I could fill up a whole blog on that but I won't. My boss has been mysteriously gone all week which is so annoying and all of us are wasting time gossiping by wondering where she is or what is going on with her. Her personal life is kind of rough. She'll call in in the morning and say she may try to come in the afternoon and then never shows or calls/emails. Grrr..... As a manager, she has a responsibility to us to let us know if/when she'll be back.

Paige is still waking us up at the butt crack of dawn, usually around 5:30am. It's getting old. This AM she peed by herself which was awesome but when she woke us up at 5:30 am to talk about it, it kind of defeats the purpose! I'm hoping she can wake up, pee, then go back to bed, like I do!!!!!!

We are going to start painting the kitchen this weekend, so I'm really excited to see how it turns out. Picking paint colors is kind of stressful. Poor Mike kept showing me some and I kept turning them down, finally he got frustrated and went off to a different part of the store. Paige is excited to paint so we're going to give her a little area to work on.

I got into chat today from work!!! YAHOO!!!!!

I Know I Know

I must update more often, but I have been so busy at work and really don't have the time to. I could at home, but I'm busy there too! How do people with more than 1 child keep up? I feel like there is ALWAYS something to do at home. We still haven't taken down our Christmas village which is really starting to chap my ass. One of these nights, we're just going to do it. My house looks clean on the surface, but there is always crap and clutter lurking, especially on top of the fridge and under my bed. And don't even get me started on our basement. It's a disaster area. It's just one big room, so you can't even put your crap in a room and shut the door. Drives me nuts.

WHEW!!!

A few shout outs to my peeps:
Meredith: CONGRATS!!!! I can't wait to see baby Zavier!
Koren: I think we're going to get a flower girl dress off of ebay, but thanks for your offer!

Snowstorm Danielle (our weathermen name snowstorms, it's so corny) ripped through here over the weekend. I don't know how much we got, I'd say about 10 inches. We took Paige out to play in it yesterday and she had a ball. I hate watching the weather when we are expecting a snowstorm or some other bad weather. The weathermen are downright giddy and full of glee. I swear they are popping a woody underneath their suits.

Paige keeps growing like a weed. We took her to the doctor for an earache last week and she weighed in at a whopping 38.6 pounds and 41 inches!!!! YIKES!!! She has outgrown most of her 4T tops and 3T bottoms and is moving into 5T tops and dresses. I made a haul at TCP over the weekend for spring, their clothes are so cute! BTW, she just had fluid in her ears, not an infection.

I'm starting to get a little frustrated with WW. I've gained weight the past 2 weeks even though I've really been sticking with it. I worked out 4 days last week but still gained weight this week. It's not muscle either because I'm only doing cardio workouts. I do feel skinnier though. It's just so frustrating to step on that damn scale.

I'm also frustrated with my body. I bought a BBT for TTC but haven't used it. Just isn't my thing. I've been reading up on fertility and your cervical fluid (TMI warning here) and according to BBC calculator I should have been fertile last weekend, but I wasn't based on my cervical fluid and a negative OPK. But I used the average of my last 3 cycles, 2 were short and 1 was quite long. So I don't know if exercising has made them longer or what, but I know I'm not fertile right now. And Mike, bless his heart, decides that midnight on Saturday night is a good time to bring up the fact that I'm fertile this weekend and we should do something about it. I was too tired to hardly talk, so I told him we'd talk about it the next day. Good thing too because about 5 minutes later Duke puked on our bed. Nice.

The puke was caused by the fact that he chewed our spare bedroom door apart in the hour we went to church on Saturday. He chewed it all to hell, pushed his way in there and then couldn't get back out. Dumbass. At least they are cheap doors and on sale at Menards. Mike is picking one up tonight after work. So after that little incident and the fact that he is eating any food we leave out while we are gone, he's staying in the kennel while we are gone. I can't even trust him in the kitchen because he might chew up the cupboards in there. I felt bad about locking him in his kennel this AM, but he'll survive.

Paige is pretty much night potty trained now too! She wakes up early around (5-6am) to pee and announces "I stayed dry!!!" It's exciting, but not at 5am. Saturday night she woke Mike up at 12:30 am, 2:30 am, 5 and 6 am to pee. I must have been in a coma because I didn't hear any of it. Kinda worries me a little that I sleep so heavily.

We need to get a bed for Paige. She's in her crib with one side rail taken off and has been refusing to sleep in there, and is sleeping on the floor. Not a big deal, but her room is so small, that you can hardly walk in it with all her blankets, pillows and stuffed animals on the floor. We have 2 twin beds in our spare room and are debating if we should just pull one of them into her room, or buy her a double bed. We're thinking about buying a futon for the basement so company can sleep down there. I'd really like to decorate her room something cute and funky, but I don't know how. I like pink and brown together and want something that will last her a while. Any ideas ya yas?

OK, must get back to work. Hugs and kisses!!!!

I'm Grateful List

Inspired by Elisa, here goes:
1. Paige
2. Mike
3. Duke
4. my parents
5. my sister
6. my friends
7. my cozy little house
8. my ya yas
9. Weight Watchers
10. Tax refund
11. Coffee
12. My wonderful daycare provider

Off to pick up #1 from #12!

Four Things

A) Four jobs I have had in my life:
1. Fitness Supervisor 2. Health Educator (current) 3. Babysitter 4. Cashier at a store

B) Four movies I would watch over and over:

1. Top Gun
2. Pretty Woman
3. Old School
4. Remember the Titans

C) Four places I have lived:
1. Oconto Falls
2. Hortonville
3. Clintonville
4. Racine

D) Four TV shows I love to watch:
1. Desperate Housewives
2. Friends
4. Amazing Race
5. Any MTV "reality" show

E) Four places I have been on vacation
1. Panama City Beach
2. Door County, WI
3. Jamaica
4. Caymen Islands

F) Four of my favorite foods:
1. Chocolate
2. Cereal
3. Chocolate
4. Cereal

H) Four places I would like to be right now:
1. Home vegging out
2. Somewhere warm
3. Somewhere with yummy chocolate!
4. Shopping with someone else's Credit Card :)

I) Four friends I think will respond:
My choices have all done it already :)

Monday

So AF came over the weekend which chapped my ass. Almost a week late...grrr. I started charting with fertilityfriend.com on Saturday. I'm using Paige's digital thermometer for the time being, I'll buy a BBT one off of ebay soon.

I ended up emailing my mom's group organizer the other night expressing my concerns, and she emailed back right away. She was very nice about it and agreed that it is a group for all moms and that the question was not meant to single out SAHM. So they changed it to some question about why did you choose the path you did (working, staying home, etc.) I was the only one that responded, but oh well! I did what I thought was best.

We had a really fun weekend. 2 of the movie theatres in Green Bay have kids movies playing every Saturday morning from mid-January to mid-March for only $2.50 per person so we met some friends there who have a dd 6 weeks younger than Paige to see Open Season. Paige LOVED it! It was her first time in a movie theatre and she was glued to the screen! She didn't fuss or squirm at all, she laughed and giggled the whole time, it was so cute. So we are definitely going back! This weekend is Flushed Away. I'm going to try to find a preview of it online to see if it's appropriate for a 2 year old.

On Sunday there was a free day at the Building for Kids in Appleton, about an hour away from me, but close to my parent's house. We met them for church and lunch, then to the museum. We got there right during Paige's normal nap time so she was kinda cranky at first, but then ended up having a great time. It was an absolute nuthouse there though since it was a free day. She ended up crashing about 30 seconds after we strapped her in the car. We stopped at Walmart on the way home; I ran in and Mike stayed in the car with her. Then we ate at her favorite restaurant on the way home. Got home in time for bath and bedtime and we watched Desperate Housewives. That show has gotten a little strange for me. Not a fan of the Zack Young story line, we just want Gabby and Carlos to get back together!

As I was walking out of Walmart I ran into my old college roomate, her hubby and Ds. I hadn't seen her in probably 9 or 10 years, it was CRAZY!!!! They live in Green Bay and their DS is only a month older than Paige and she's preggo with #2. We exchanged email addresses, so hopefully we'll get together soon so Paige can have another playmate.

I want to be pregnant so bad! We were at a potluck dinner with my mom's group on Thursday night and Paige was just loving on one of the mom's 8 month old baby girl, Ava. It made me ache watching her. I want to give her a sibling so much and I'm just kicking myself wondering why we didn't start sooner. I almost cried looking at her baby pictures this weekend with her.

Well I better get some work done here. I slept in until 9am, so I got in very late and haven't done a thing yet!

My Mom's Group

I'm seriously pissed right now and tempted to email our organizer about this.

So on the message board there is a thread that has a question of the week. This week's question is why did you decide to be a SAHM? WTF???? I thought this was a group for all moms, not just SAHMs. Basically the responses range from I couldn't imagine leaving them with someone else, I love being there for every milestone that I couldn't see if I worked FT, I couldn't imagine leaving my kids with someone else all day, etc. But this one takes the cake: I think MOST people respect me for staying home with my kids, and SOME people are jealous, because they send their children to day care.

I LOVE my daycare provider and feel blessed that we were able to find her, she takes such good care of Paige. I trust her completely.

Would you be mad? Any advice ya yas? This is supposed to be a group for all moms, even though the majority are SAHMs. Should I post that not all of us are SAHMs? I just think this is almost a slap in the face. There is NOTHING wrong with being a proud working mama and sending my daughter to daycare! I could just cry right now.

Hormones aren't helping. AF was due on Sunday, and every HPT I've taken has been BFN, and there have been a lot, and a few taken right away in the morning. It's like come on already, shit or get off the pot. I don't feel pregnant, but I don't have ANY AF symptoms.

I'm tired. Off to bed.

Recent Pictures

My baby is getting so grown up looking! I got a wild hair up my ass this weekend to start taking some pictures as I realized we've been slacking in that department lately. So here goes....

Her favorite purple outfit ($5 clearance at Walmart!)





Paige and Mama:




Playing Dress Up at a Friend's House:



Paige and Daddy before church on Sunday:


"Hugging" Duke:






My family:


CHEEEEESE!:


Dancing with Daddy:


Wearing her Halloween costume YESTERDAY:

Brrrrr

We headed for a major cold spell here. Highs around 0-5 for the next week. Damn I hate this cold weather. We have some snow so I'd love to take Paige out to play in it, but not when it's 0 degrees.

Weight Watchers is going pretty well. I've lost 9 pounds since I started back up in late November. I've been eating the Smart Ones or Lean Cuisine meals for lunch and still having my fruit smoothies for breakfast. Trying to find the energy to exercise at night is the hard part. I will not exercise in the morning, that's just not me.

Paige has been waking up around 5:45 am this week which is starting to get old. Luckily I can still sleep until around 6:20 am or so while Mike gets ready and Paige watches cartoons. Then I dress her, put her hair up and Mike takes her to the sitter's. It's WONDERFUL getting ready in a quiet house! She's starting to eat a little better. She'll actually try the food I make for supper now, it takes ALOT of prodding, but she'll at least try it. Most of the time she actually likes it and eats more of it.

Work is very busy, I'm spread so thin throughout so many different programs I'm wondering how I'm going to actually accomplish anything. Job security, like Mike says.

Random bitch here: on my mom's group message board there is a thread asking what our husbands or significant others do for a living. Most of them are SAHMs and have responded about how hard their husbands work so that they can stay home. That has really rubbed me the wrong way because Mike works SO HARD at his job, but it just doesn't pay enough for me to SAH, not that I'd really want to anyway. I mean, how many of those guys bust their butts in freezing cold weather and horrible snowstorms, and then 90 degree heat to make deliveries? Not many. If he worked for UPS I could stay home, but he makes about half of what an UPS guy makes. Just because I work outside of the home doesn't mean my husband isn't a good provider or hard worker; I'm making the choice to work to benefit my entire family. OK, will get off of my soapbox.

I can't believe it's February already! Easter will be here before we know it. I've been searching ebay for an Easter dress but haven't found any I like. I'm being really picky this year. I've gotten her Easter dresses from ebay and they've always been cute, but I don't absolutely LOVE them. Trying to find the perfect one this year.

OK off to work. Have a good day ya yas!!!

I'll Play I'll Play

1. FIRST NAME. Sara

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Not that I know of

3. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? A few weekends ago at Ma and Pa's...had a big family discussion. Nothing bad just got some stuff out

4. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? it's ok

5. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? turkey

6. KIDS? Princess Paige will be 3 in May

7. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Yea Im a cool cat I think (me too Susan!)

8. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Just this blog

9. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? probably too much

10. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope

11. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Hell no !

12. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Cinnamon Toast Crunch...YUM, but not WW friendly

13. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? Nope, I'm lazy

14. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Hell yeah, I survived childbirth!!! Yes, emotionally and physically fairly strong

15. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Chocolate chocolate and more chocolate

16. SHOE SIZE? 11 (Hey, I'm 5'10"!)

17. RED OR PINK? Depends

18. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my post-baby belly

19. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Probably my grandpa, wish he could've been around to see Paige

20. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Don't matter I love these no matter what

. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Light tan cords, brown shoes, maroon t-shirt, and chocolate brown hoodie.

22.WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? a Smart Ones meal, yogurt and baked chips

23. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? My fan cooling me off because it's about 80 degrees in my office

24. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Blue or pink

25. What is your FAVORITE SMELL? Coffee, Paige with lotion on right after a bath

26. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Someone who made a car seat appointment

27. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Height

28. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes :)

29. Favorite drink? COFFEE

30. FAVORITE SPORT? College basketball...Go Wisconsin Badgers!!

31. EYE COLOR? Blue

32 DO YOU EMBRACE THE NEW TECHNOLOGY? Sort of

33. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yes, I'm blind without them

34. FAVORITE FOOD? Junk food

35. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Happy

36. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I don't even know..isn't that depressing?

37. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Maroon shirt, brown hoodie

38. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer if it's not too hot

39. HUGS OR KISSES? Either

40. FAVORITE DESSERT? Any kind

41. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? All yaya's likely will do this, we're freaks.

42. Least LIKELY TO RESPOND? Susan cause I already read hers.

43. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING? Just started up with my Catholicism for Dummies again

44. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a black one with some message about mammography

45. WHAT DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT ON TV? part of a rerun of Desperate Housewives...was VERY upset that it was a re-run

46. FAVORITE SOUNDS? Silence

47. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Either

48. THE FURTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Panama City Beach for Spring Break 10 years ago!!!!

49. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Yes, I'm super cool

50. WHEN AND WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 1976 in Appleton Wisconsin

Tuesday Blahs

Ugh, I have a nice shirt on today and I just looked down and realized I spilled coffee on it. A great way to start my Tuesday! Damn cheap travel mug.

Well we are all feeling much better which is great. It took Mike a long time to kick it, but he still went pheasant hunting with some buddies this weekend. I took Paige to my parents and it was a long weekend. My sister was there too and we fought all weekend. It's extremely frustrating that I'm 30 years old, have a successful career, a wonderful husband and child, and my sister makes me feel like I'm a kid again, and we fight like we always did growing up. I love her a lot, but jeez louise that girl drives me nuts.

I escaped Saturday to shop and make a bunch of returns. I had to return stuff to Walmart, Target, Kohls, and Joann Fabrics. Of course I ended up spending money at each place except Joann's. I got Paige a couple of pairs of 4T pants THAT FIT HER!!! I can't believe how fast she keeps growing. I hit the jackpot at Old Navy for Mike. They had a bunch of men's pants on clearance and then 50% off the clearance price, so I got hime 6 pairs of pants! One pair was $5.74 and the rest were $9.99. WHO HOO!!! He needed pants really badly so I hope they all fit him. He seemed to like them all, he just hasn't tried them on yet. I also got him (well and me too) 4 long sleeved t-shirts at this outlet store near my parents house, buy one for $5, and the 2nd is half off. SCORE!! I also got myself this hoodie that I might end up returning: http://www.oldnavy.com/browse/product.do?cid=26196&pid=480441
I might exchange it for the dark chocolate brown one. Knowing me, I'll spill food all over the white one and stain it.

I also got the official "mom of a toddler uniform": the velour tracksuit. Here it is: http://www.oldnavy.com/browse/product.do?cid=26198&pid=400799
http://www.oldnavy.com/browse/product.do?cid=26198&pid=400830

I got them in the bead blue color. I really like the pink one too. And get this, I got them specificially for my mom's group get-togethers! They are so comfortable.

Our other big news is that Paige picked out four packages of big girl underwear on Friday! She had so much fun. I laid out like 8 different packages and told her she could pick 4 and she was so good about it. She got Dora, Little Mermaid, Little Pony and Disney Princesses. We of course had to make a big deal about it and she loved showing them off to my parents and to Mike. She's such a big girl! She is doing so good with the potty. I'm so proud of her!

Alright, time to start getting some work done. Hugs and kisses ya yas!

Videos

Wanted to share a few of these with you girls.

Shoveling (yes that's me talking in the background, and yes I sound nasal-y, that's how Wisconsinites talk!)



Eating chili:


Christmas Eve:


Hope you can view these!

Update on the Yuckies

Thanks to all my ya yas who made my day by posting 6 comments on my yuckie blog. You girls really cheered me up!

Anyway, I'm back at work and just got done meeting with my boss so my to do list is as long as my arm. Not cool.

We are both feeling better. Mike is still not 100%, but I'm just fine now. Stubborn old mule never did take Immodium and he's feeling it. I'm still a little PO'd that he told me he did, but whatever, if he wants to poop every 5 minutes instead of chewing up 2 tablets, it's his problem, not mine.

I have a mom's night out with my playgroup tonight at an Atlanta Bread Company so that should be fun. It's called "Ask Anything Over Coffee" and we're going to write down questions anonymously about any subject and we'll answer them. Should be a lot of fun. Tomorrow is a lunch at one of the mom's houses so I have to figure out something to bring and make it tonight.

Paige is still in full-on drama queen mode but I'm feeling better that we are not alone. Susan, I told Mike that Jenna tells you that you hurt her feelings and we both got a good chuckle out of that, but in a nice way. It was more like thank God Paige doesn't do that!

I'm going to my parent's house for the weekend after the mom's lunch tomorrow. Paige will have to miss her nap, but Grandma and Grandpa should be able to handle her just fine. I'm sure she'll be her usual angelic self at their house; she's a total angel for them and a hellion for me. Drives me nuts. We're going to stop somewhere on the way and let her pick out some of her own big girl underwears as she calls them. I would love it if they made Cars underwear for little girls, but I doubt it.

I ate leftover soup that I made last night and a banana for lunch with a Diet Mountain Dew. Aren't I healthy? I think I've already gotten my fruit intake for the day with my raspberry-banana smoothie and a banana for lunch. The soup had veggies in it too.

Off to tackle my to-do list. An hour and a half and I'm outta here for the weekend. WHO HOO!!!!

Yuckies

So the stomach bug has hit our house yet again. I started with it around 10pm last night. I puked once, and had the runs about 100 times. Luckily the Immodium finally kicked in and I haven't pooped all day. TMI, I know, but tough! I took Paige to the sitters and stayed home from work. I slept most of the day, and am feeling much better. Unfortunately, Mike called around 4:45pm on his way home from work and said he has the same thing I have. Great. I was still feeling pretty weak and out of it when we called so I was wondering how I was going to take care of Paige and bathe her since it's her bath night. But I started to slowly feel better and toughed it out. Poor guy had the poops for a while and then passed out a few hours ago. He has the chills really bad and looks terrible. I hate it when he's sick.

Paige has been very difficult to handle lately. This sounds terrible but she has turned into such a crybaby. Today I grabbed her hat and mittens out of her cubby at the sitter's, turn around to put them on her and she's bawling her head off because she wanted to get them. UGH!!!!! So she cried the whole time I got her jacket and stuff on, the way out to the car and the whole way home. She asks for something, I say no, she asks for it again like she didn't even hear me say no, I say no a little (OK, a lot) more firmly and she busts out crying. It's constant and it's starting to get really really really old.

On a happier note, we finally joined the rest of the world and have high speed internet!!! WHO HOO!!! We got it installed on Friday and are LOVING it! I can actually upload pictures and send them out from home instead of putting them on a CD and sending from work. Ah, the little things.

AF came with a vengence over the weekend which really chapped my ass. Old bitch came like 3-4 days early which is super annoying when we're ttc and my cycles are getting shorter and shorter. AF when not on birth control really sucks the big one.

OK, off to check on my sick hubby and then hit the hay. Hugs and kisses to my ya yas!

TheMany Meanings of PMS

Another good email!

The many meanings of P-M-S:

1. P ass M y Shotgun


2.P sychotic M ood S hift


3.P erpetual M unching S pree


4. P uffy M id- S ection


5.P eople M ake me S ick


6.P rovide M e with S weets


7. P ardon M y S obbing


8 Pimples M ay S urface


9. P ass M y S weatpants


10.P issy M ood S yndrome


11.P lainly; M en S uck


12. P ack M y S tuff


.and my favorite one..




13.

P otential M urder S uspect

And as an example

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?


Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!



They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!



They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!!



And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in
the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS!



But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to
stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!



AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!



BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!



IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!



IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!


I'm sorry.



What was your question?

10 Things to Ponder in 2007

Got this in an email and it's hilarious!

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

10.Life is sexually transmitted.

9.Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.

8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything,but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.

4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Pajamas and Potty Training

So I just finished another pair of PJ's for my sister's birthday and sent them out today. They are so cute, I wish I would've made them in my size! I hope she likes them, I think she will.

Paige is off of the pullups now and only wearing cotton training pants! I want to take her shopping sometime to let her pick out her own big girl panties. She's staying dry during her naps, but still wears a diaper to bed. I think nighttime training is going to take a while, but I'm so excited at how well she's doing!

My dad's trial is now delayed until JUNE!!!! UGH!!!! I guess it's ok, because they are combining the two charges into one trial so we only have to go through this crap once. I just can't believe how slowly our legal system works. It will be a year and 3 months after the first charges by the time the trial starts.

Christmas and New Year's were so hectic with all the traveling so we are glad to be home. Christmas involved a lot more travel, on Christmas Eve, we went to 5 or 6 different houses and church. We spent New Year's weekend up north with Mike's family so it wasn't as much running around. Saturday at his moms, Sunday at his dad's and we got home on Monday afternoon. Paige did so well at all the places, she was very well behaved and did so good with the potty training. She didn't make a fuss about going in all these different places and didn't have an accident. She held up better than I did! She got quite a few presents so Mike and I spent last week Tuesday (a day off for both of us) cleaning out the clutter. Paige went to the sitter's so we packed up a bunch of old toys, moved her upstairs toys into the basement and kept her new toys in her room. We also took the changing table out of her room and it looks so much bigger now! We finally set up all that dolly stuff that we got her in the basement and made Paige her own little pretend house area. Her play kitchen, the dolly stuff, a pretend cleaning cart, a Little Tikes mailbox and a table and 2 chairs are all in a corner in the basement. She LOVES it! And I love not having her play kitchen and other toys in the living room! I actually have a toy free living room! It rules!!!! Well except for her art supplies box that we keep on a shelf in the entertainment center, but I can handle that.

I got a + ovulation predictor last week so Mike and I got after it. My boobs have been sore ever since and I have been a real bitch to everyone around me. I also almost puked when Paige pooped one day and normally it doesn't bother me that much. So of course I'm hopeful, but this 2 week wait is KILLING me!! I can't believe I have to wait another week to know. Grrrrr.....

I got a Magic Bullet for Christmas which is something I've been dying for ever since I saw the infomercial for it! I made a strawberry-banana smoothie today for breakfast and it was so yummy. I felt so healthy having 2 kinds of fruit for breakfast. It was a nice morning because Mike took Paige to Sandi's so I could get ready in peace and quiet. I think we might have to make that a permanent thing.

OK, yayas tell me if you're a good driver. Check out this website: http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf

It's a good waste of time!

Hugs and kisses!